The Fourth of July is my second least favorite holiday.
2. My birthday
3. Chris Kyle Day (even though it’s a made-up holiday by Hallmark to sell Chris Kyle greeting cards)
Least favorite holidays:
1. New Years Eve (no one cares about your resolutions, sales clerk at Macys)
2. Fourth of July (can we just stay inside)
3. Spring Break (it’s college. every week is an excuse to get drunk in your swimsuit)
I just do not understand the fascination with the Fourth of July.
Hotdogs. Cool. I go to Sonic every other week and have one.
Fireworks. You’re 25 years old. They are fireworks. They are multicolored. There will be a finale. We get it.
Outside. It’s Texas. I am so hot.
American pride. You literally think America is the greatest country in the world where there is literally no evidence to back this up.
I hate that everyone puts so much pressure on this weekend when it’s like we are young, we are beautiful, I don’t need a made-up holiday like Independence Day to celebrate.
*can’t find a Carrie Underwood gif to go along with this part of the blog*
With all that said, I bought a new dress for the occasion. Sorry.
And with that also said, Martina McBride’s Independence Day will be on loop the entire weekend because lol.
This is the world’s shortest post. Bye.