Last night I accidentally bought a white dress from Urban Outfitters and I’m still physically distraught from it.
There are rules and I just broke them. YOU CAN’T WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING.
Here are all of the fashion rules I follow.
Is this a fashion blog now. Am I Courtney Kerr. Are y’all going to pin this blog post after reading this?
Rules PMS follows so you probably should, too:
1. No white after Labor Day
Listen, I don’t make the rules. I just follow them until I die. No white after Labor Day is allowed unless they are white Converse, unless it’s a white shirt, and unless it’s a winter white dress. No white sandals, no white purses, no white jeans. And what is winter white, you just asked yourself. It’s white but more winter-ey.
2. Look to Highland Park High School girls for fashion inspiration
I don’t know, call me immature or an idiot, but there is something effortless and chic about a Highland Park gal strolling through NorthPark. Their hair is in a loose pony and their socks are pulled up higher than their high-top Converse and they are just cool. Sue me.
3. WWJD bracelets are back, baby
I found some at my parents’ house yesterday and I wore it in the shower, to bed, to an interview and I regret nothing. Because it’s like, what would Jesus do. Would he eat Braum’s or Baskin Robbins during this Blue Bell drought? Would he drink pink wine? Would he start a Raider Power in a crowded bar? I don’t know.
“We’re with Jason Derulo.” -my father’s take on WWJD
4. Lesbians have the best shoes
Birkenstocks are cool and you know how I know that? Because HPHS girls wear them. And they got the look from the neighborhood lesbians. But if you can’t afford Birkenstocks, get the uglier, knockoff version at Target because that’s what Jesus would do. TWJWD.
5. When all else fails, go to tayswiftstyle.com
No explanation needed.