This is a guest post by Sassy Neal over at It’s Fine I’m Fine dot com. I met her during our internship and knew I wanted to be friends with her immediately, so I kind of pursued her because I’m a lesbian. I wanted someone to write about what it’s like being friends with me because I’m not obsessed with myself at all. Enjoy. Follow Sassy’s blog because every Monday she blogs about The Bachelor and sometimes about how to dress your boyfriend like a gay man. Enjoy.
I met PMS the summer of 2013 in the D Magazine internship program. We hit it off immediately and have been best friends ever since.
- Opened bag of cheetos
- Empty bottles of pink wine
- Half full Dr. Pepper cans
- Dog toys
- Dog hair
- Cups
- Empty Champagne bottles (BUT PMS HATES MIMOSAS)
- Advocare products (not owned by PMS)
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PMS at play (or bars)
0 to 100. One second staring at her phone, like she’s alone in the world, the next minute she’s at the jukebox machine in Quarter Bar spending $10 on music, then has to be pulled down from trying to climb on top of a table. It doesn’t matter how much of the Dos Equis she’s consumed, this instance is fair game for happening at any point in the night. Just when you think “I’LL BE NEEDING STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHES” couldn’t get any louder or more obnoxious, PMS is gone. She has left the building. No literally, like she’s not there. IF THERE IS ONE THING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT PMS OR HER ROOMMATE, IT’S THAT THEY DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE SAY GOODBYE BEFORE LEAVING, I’M NOT BITTER ABOUT IT, I HAVE NO BAD EXPERIENCES WITH THIS AT ALL. I mean tbh, I could write an entire book blog post about PMS & friends at The Quarter Bar Dallas bars, but I’ll stop here.
PMS at family dinner (or Mexican restaurants with Granmary)
What is respect for the elderly? What is having a 99yo grandma? PMS can answer one of these questions. Let me explain. The girls are really obsessed with Paige’s grandma. We cannot wrap our heads around everything she’s lived through. On top of that, she’s mentally sharper than all of us, even Cayla, and Cayla is our smartest friend. Despite granmary’s mental sharpness, and general existence, PMS is quick to call her out. PMS treats Granmary like she treats the rest of us. There are no special exceptions or pedestals. Don’t get me wrong, like PMS has respect for Granmary, but she will also not walk on eggshells or coddle her. Or anyone. Don’t feel special. Ever.
You will at one point or another be in a position where you’re going to introduce friends (hometown friends, old college friends, random visiting cousins) to PMS, and one thing is for certain: Your friends are going to think PMS doesn’t like them.
PMS meeting new boyfriends
I hope you like getting your nipple twisted, getting hit on, and in general being made an object in the game called PMS Doesn’t Care About New Boyfriends But You Better Treat Her Like One Of Henry The 8th ‘s Actual Wives (and that goes for her friends. New boyfriends: you’ve been warned.)
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