Like, slow her actual roll because I cannot keep up.
There is only so much beauty you’re allowed as a human being and Gigi Hadid has surpassed it, so now as Americans, we have to do something about it.
First. Who is Gigi Hadid. Like, who is she really. This would not be a professional blog if I didn’t address who exactly
Miss Jelena Noura “Gigi” Hadid is.
WELL NO WONDER SHE GOES BY GIGI, HER BIRTH NAME IS THE COUPLE NAME OF SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER.
I’m so distraught by this information I need an anxiety med. Is this weird to anyone else???? Jelena???? I didn’t know that was a real name??? Who are the parents who named her this????
[Taken from Wikipedia]
“Her father is real-estate developer Mohamed Hadid and her mother is former model Yolanda Foster.”
…so really she was never going to be named Becky or Emily or Anne.
Everyone’s Favorite Model.
Things Gigi Hadid has accomplished by the age 20 while you are still sitting at your desk job:
1. She’s dated every boy band member ever
|cody simpson (who), joe jonas (what), zayn malik (hello)
And she’s appeared in their music videos. Watch here
2. She’s appeared in Sports Illustrated
3. She’s walked the Victoria’s Secret runway
But like have you eaten 9 Cici’s cinnamon rolls in one sitting?
4. She competed on Lip Sync Battle
I do this every night in my bedroom, what’s your point.
5. She won a Grammy
She won a Grammy because she was in Taylor Swift’s Bad Blood music video and I just don’t even know what to say anymore.
I’m stopping there bc now I’m mad n bitter. Happy International Women’s Day yesterday, hope you’re happy.