I have spent the past year hoarding a big, big secret. I have a gay ex-boyfriend.
Not many people know this about me except literally everyone I’ve ever talked to. I’ve told family, friends, my Uber driver, my co-workers, God, all the Housewives. Everyone knows.
Except I haven’t been allowed to write about it per request from the actual gay ex-boyfriend. But now I have permission. It’s been one year since he came out to me and I have so many blog ideas in my drafts. Here they are are you ready they’re coming:
My 99-Year-Old Grandmother Survived The Great Depression But I Have A Gay Ex-Boyfriend
Advice My Gay Uber Driver Gave Me For Dealing With The Reality Of Having A Gay Ex-Boyfriend
Today I Cried At Work When I Thought About Having A Gay Ex-Boyfriend
I Told My Boyfriend I Have A Gay Ex-Boyfriend And All He Said Was, ‘It’s Ok’
19 Questions My 99-Year-Old Grandmother Asked Me When I Told Her I Saw My Gay Ex-Boyfriend
I Know My Ex-Boyfriend Is Gay But How Can I Make This About Me
Could My Ex-Boyfriend And Me Be The Next Will & Grace
Brad Paisley And I Are Just Alike: We Both Have Gay Exes
A Timeline Of All The Times My Co-Worker Has Made A Joke About Me Having A Gay Ex-Boyfriend
All Men Are Gay; I Know This Because I Have A Gay Ex-Boyfriend
I Met Up With My Gay Ex-Boyfriend And His Boyfriend At A Gay Bar To Watch Rupaul Drag Race, 2016 Is A Parody