The moment I knew I hit rock bottom: Brett Eldredge

This is a Just PMSing original series titled “The moment I knew I hit rock bottom” where I tell y’all about some of my lowest moments. Don’t feel sorry for me. Just laugh and buy me a drink. If you have a story you feel can top mine, then start your own blog.

If you’re my boyfriend, stop reading right now.

Thank you.

There is no way to word the title because the rock bottom part is just Brett Eldredge. It’s my newfound love for him. It’s the multiple tweets a day I send to him. It’s the Sunday I spent watching his music videos on repeat.


2014 me had no idea.


Great question, Cayla.

Answer: I have no idea. I know I bought his Christmas album and became scary obsessed with him because 1) he’s hot and 2) his voice.

After I bought his xmas album, I decided to tweet him like a good lil millennial girl. I didn’t expect much because like I’m not verified on Twitter or anything and I’m not bitter about that or anything, but I mean like I just didn’t expect him to respond.


He didn’t respond.

But he responded to every other female in the United States of America.

So for good measure, I was like, you know, I bet my tweet got overlooked, I’m just gonna tweet him the exact same thing again because yolo, you know, like what is life if you don’t take Twitter risks.

what’s the matter with me.


He didn’t respond again.

So like any woman who is ignored by a male, I became crazy and began tweeting him every day, sometimes more than once a day, and my tone in each tweet got more mentally challenged as I went on.

i’m not mentally right.

He has yet to respond and honestly, that’s fine, Brad Paisley follows me on Twitter, but like whatever, Brett, I understand you’re busy, like whatever, it’s fine.

And then there are all the times I DM pictures of him to my friends on Instagram and they literally never respond and when they do, it’s not nice.

oh, ok, sassy_neal
Men @sassy_neal is too good for:
Also, I’m watching his music videos on my actual TV right now because what is an obsession if you don’t take it to scary levels.

ALSO, BRETT. I totally wrote about you that time you came to Dallas. Look here:

Oh, did I not mention you??? Oops.


Update: I just went through who he follows on Twitter. Help.

I will tweet this blog to him until he responds, I don’t even care if I end up in jail.

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