Why Didn’t You Tell Me About Will Arnett?

via hollywood reporter

YES, YOU.

I’m not even kidding, I’m so mad at every single person who didn’t tell me there was a Will Arnett in this world.

I lie awake at night thinking about Amy Poehler leaving Will Arnett for Nick Kroll.*

*No idea if that’s what happened, but I still lose sleep over it.

Questions you might have for me:
1. But PMS, remember all those times I tried to make you watch Arrested Development?
Yes.

2. Have you seen The Gong Show?
Yes.

3. Have you seen that Parks and Rec episode he’s on?
Yes.

4. Have you watched hours upon hours of interviews of him on YouTube?
Yes.

5. Have you watched his new show on Netflix?
No.

Will Arnett, I love you EVEN THOUGH YOU ONLY DATE CHILDREN.

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