I do not have cable and it’s borderline miserable.
So I only watch YouTube videos of people I don’t know and it’s to the point where my roommate asks about the YouTubers.
I follow Miranda Sings because I swear she’s what got me addicted to YouTube and I know I’m about six years late on the whole Miranda Sings train, but she is so so so funny and honestly I’m mad I didn’t think of it first. Whatever.
Colleen Vlogs/Psycho Soprano
I also religiously watch the person behind Miranda Sings, Colleen Ballinger. She announced her divorce to fellow YouTuber, Joshua Evans, about a year ago, actually a year ago Sept. 30, I know too much. Anyway, I’ve been following her journey through life post divorce and it’s fascinating. I actually have a lot of thoughts about Colleen, but I know no one else cares except for the girl who stopped me in Deep Ellum Halloween night to take a picture with me in my Miranda Sings costume, I wish I would have gotten her number, but yeah, Colleen.
Kristin Lauria Johns
This girl is married to Marcus Johns, who is literally every guy you’ve ever met at Baptist church ever, and I don’t mean that as a compliment. Anyway, this girl’s voice is tiny and annoying, yet she will do makeup tutorials and clothing hauls and I’m fascinated by all of them. Also, her husband recently released a song and music video and you can’t unhear it.
I started watching her because of her ‘Why I Left BuzzFeed’ video and I fell in love with her. She’s pretty funny and smart and she’s the most ~journalistic~ YouTuber because she actually does research and shit. idk i like her.
As Told By Ash and Shelbs
These girls I went to high school with but neither were in my grade so I don’t know them super well but I’m getting to know them via their YouTube channel. And I feel like I know them so much so that I had a dream about them last night and wow wonder if they are reading this. This is the only YouTube channel I comment on and I don’t have a reason other than because I do.
And by I don’t comment on anyone’s videos, I mean one time I commented something mean on this girl’s video and I think about it every day because why am I such an asshole. But I don’t even know how I stumbled upon this girl but she’s a sophomore in college and has been dating the same boy since early high school and her style could not be more different than mine, yet I’m still fascinated. Like she once did a preppy tag and loves Lilly Pultizer and I’m just so fascinated by her. It’s amazing.
This girl I am actually obsessed with. She’s also a sophomore in college and in a sorority but she does amazing clothing hauls and we have similar styles so I actually do get some of my fashion inspo from a Arizona sorority and if that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right. She’s actually from Houston and I daydream about running into her even tho I live in Dallas. A girl can dream ok.
That’s all. I’m not editing this blog. don’t @ me