Hello, if someone could give me a brief history on The Royal Family, that would be great. thxsomuch.
I don’t know how I missed the day in elementary school when everyone became obsessed with Princess Diana, but I did and here we are. It’s 2018 and Prince Harry married a black, divorced American and I know nothing.
Here is everything I know about The Royal Family (in no particular order):
- There is a Queen Elizabeth
- There was a Mary Queen of Scots
- Mary Queen of Scots had her head removed I think?
- Queen Elizabeth gave birth to Charles
- Charles wanted to marry Camilla but Queen Elizabeth said no and made him marry Princess Diana
- Diana and Charles had William and Harry
- Charles and Diana cheated on each other
- Diana died in car accident bc paps
- Charles married Camilla
- William married Kate, a commoner
- William went bald
- Kate had three children, George, Charlotte, and Louis, whose name I just learned
- Harry one time wore a Nazi uniform as a Halloween costume
- Harry dated lots of women, none of them me
- Harry married Meghan Markle who was on a show called Suits
- Meghan is black, divorced, American and an actress
- Meghan’s dad staged the pap photos
- But then he had a heart attack and couldn’t come to wedding
Here are all the questions I have regarding The Royal Family:
- Their last name is Windsor, but so is the castle’s name?
- Kate is a princess and also a duchess?
- William will be king next, not Charles?
- Is the queen the highest in charge or the king?
- How many people have to die before Harry becomes king?
- What does The Royal Family do?
- Harry fought in the army? For the Nazis?
- Why do people worship Diana?
- In the Lifetime movie, Queen Elizabeth says they’re all part African. Is that true?
- Does Harry really think Diana talks to him through a lion?
- Was my dream about a lion last name caused by the Lifetime movie where Diana comes back in the form of a lion?
- Or was it a tiger?
- Is Meghan Markle likable?
- Because I don’t like her?
- Is everyone related?
- Weren’t Charles and Diana, like, related?
- Charles dated Diana’s older sister first? Yes?
- What are the conspiracy theories surrounding Diana’s death?
- Who do the gays love more– Princess Diana or Madonna?
- Why does The Royal Family have to invite exes to their wedding?
- Was Meghan’s ex-husband there?
- Is The Crown good?
- But, like, would I understand it?
- I’m looking for a new hobby, is researching The Royal Family a good one?
- What kept Meghan’s dad from the Royal Wedding– the heart attack or the shame of staging pap photos?
