Hello, welcome to this column I just made up called Dr. Payge (my friends call me Dr. Payge and idk why) Gives Medical Advice.
In today’s column, I going to explain why all you really need in life is a bottle of Advil and a hot shower. Here we go.
Headache? 2 Advil and a hot shower
Hungover? 2 Advil and a hot shower
Drunk? 2 Advil and a hot shower
Period cramps? 2 Advil and a hot shower
Anxious? Hot shower
Depressed? Hot shower
Bored? Hot shower
Bad day at work? Hot shower
Took your happy pill too late? 2 Advil and a hot shower
Common cold? Hot shower
Cold and your roommates won’t let you turn on the heater? Hot shower
Bad makeup day? Hot shower
Thank you. Do you need help with your health? Comment down below and Dr. Payge may feature your problems in a coming blog.
