100 Days of Jules, Day 13: We’re All Fat And Going To Die Alone

She lost weight for Footloose. My god.

Here is where I attempt to blog about Julianne Hough for 100 days straight. This was inspired by Allie Jones’ 500 blogs on Kristin Cavallari, a much funnier read.

I am embarrassed to tell you how many Google and YouTube searches I did before I found this one trivial piece of information that I have thought about every month for the past nine years.

Julianne Hough lost weight to look more like a 17-year-old for her role in Footloose.

“I worked out really hard so that my body looked like a 17-year-old,” Julianne tells some interviewer about what changes she went through to become Ariel in Footloose. “I was a lot smaller.”

The MOST Julianne Hough has ever weighed in her life (if I had to guess) would be 120. 120 pounds has to be Julianne Hough fat, there is zero way she has ever weighed more. Which if you know anything about women’s bodies, that is not fat at all. SO THE FACT SHE LOST WEIGHT TO LOOK MORE LIKE A HIGH SCHOOLER MEANS SHE PROB GOT DOWN TO LIKE 105 (IF I HAD TO GUESS), WHICH MEANS THE REST OF US ARE FAT AND GOING TO DIE ALONE.

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