100 Days of Jules, Day 15: Derek Can Teach You How To Dance Sexually With His Sister

Thank you, Derek, for the lesson.

Here is where I attempt to blog about Julianne Hough for 100 days straight. This was inspired by Allie Jones’ 500 blogs on Kristin Cavallari, a much funnier read.

In case you have forgotten, Julianne Hough was 18 years old during her first season of Dancing With The Stars. Her “star” partner was Apolo Onho, a speed skater, I think? Well during week six, the couple was assigned to dance the rumba, which according to someone, the rumba is “the woman’s bedroom dance.”

So Julianne is telling Apolo that they have to be sexy together and Apolo tells the camera that the two are more like brother and sister, so it’s going to be hard to dance sexy with her.

LOL!!!!!!! YOU MUST NOT KNOW HOW JULIANNE DANCES WITH HER BROTHER!!!!!

Julianne then brings in her brother Derek and tells Apolo, listen, I’ve danced the rumba with my own brother Derek, so I know we can do it. Derek shows Apolo some moves and says “bite the bullet” and be sexy with my sister, basically (give and take some words).

Here is a video of Julianne and Derek doing the rumba together, NSFW.

Apolo and Julianne end up pulling it off (pls, Apolo don’t act like you weren’t into 18yo Julianne) and I guess Derek impressed the producers enough because eventually he became a dancer on the show. Wow, family fun!

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