Here is where I attempt to blog about Julianne Hough for 100 days straight. This was inspired by Allie Jones’ 500 blogs on Kristin Cavallari, a much funnier read.
Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, do you know how long I’ve been waiting for a video like this? Each night I pray that Julianne Hough will either start a YouTube channel or a TikTok and neither has happened, but Elle did document her morning routine. In a 22-minute video, we see Julianne wake up, run, write in notebooks, and dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First, Julianne wakes up at 6:10 a.m. and immediately drinks the lemon water she prepared for herself the night before. Then she spends 15 seconds breathing in and out of her nose while pumping her arms in the air. Then she meditates. Then!!! THEN!!!! She dances in her bed and out of her bed and then hugs her reflection in the mirror and tells her reflection that she is worthy and worth it and gorgeous.
THAT’S BEFORE SHE EVER GOES PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We never see her go pee or brush her teeth or check her phone because soon, she is downstairs in her kitchen making herself a disgusting smoothie. And while she waits 30 seconds for the smoothie to blend, she dances!!!!!
After that, she goes on a run (while wearing a mask). Once she gets back home, she does a Kinrgy Konnection with her fellow Kinrgy guides. More dancing!!!!
Then she makes herself another disgusting smoothie and says she’s on a 10-day cleanse or some bullshit to flush out all the bad stuff (“flushing out the bad stuff” is a phrase created by the wellness industry to make you think you have bad stuff in your body but THAT IS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE). She goes outside to drink her smoothie.
THEN SHE FINALLY SHOWERS THANK GOD.
BUT SHE DOESN’T WASH HER HAIR.
I know not washing your hair is what literally every single human being does, but I wash my hair every day and occasionally when I don’t in the morning, I do by at least 7 p.m. that night. I like get a headache if I don’t??????
Anyway, she doesn’t wash her hair, but she shows us some hair and makeup products she uses and it’s honestly the most boring part of the whole thing.
Then she goes in another room for some Zoom meetings for Canary House Productions and Kinrgy. She explains she is the founder and CEO of both companies and then tries to explain to use what they are. For the record: Canary House Productions is a production company and nothing more and nothing less. Here is how Julianne describes it: “We create stories about identity, transformation, and anything regarding people and telling their stories through their journeys and the inspiring ways that they get to that path. And that could be through film, that could be through television, scripted, unscripted, as well as content that we share through social media.”
CANARY HOUSE PRODUCTIONS LITERALLY PRODUCED HOLIDAY WITH THE HOUGHS BUT OK!!!!!!!!
After her “meetings,” she makes a disgusting plant-based lunch and eats it outside. Then she has a FaceTime meeting with some kind of scientist to basically confirm her own beliefs that dance creates more brain cells. I’m not kidding.
“Not only does exercise help your brain but dance is the best exercise that you can do for your brain to build new connectors and basically, like, create a bubble bath inside of your brain for all these new abilities and new brain cells to form.”
And then at 2:17 p.m. her day is basically over!!!!! LOVE TO SEE IT!