Author: Paige Skinner

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

Scott Eastwood was on a friend’s podcast/show/I’m not sure, where he promoted Pacific Rim Uprising and just chatted about things, like women and other things I’ve already forgotten about. I found myself smiling during the interview because it’s the first time I’ve actually thought I could get along with him. He seemed nice and charismatic! And he had jokes! That were funny!

After the host/friend had Eastwood try on his wedding ring (Eastwood made funny jokes about it!), the host asked Eastwood if there was a “one who got away.”

“Every woman that I’ve dated has been incredible in their own way and I have love and will always love them and I just think it boils down to timing, right,” Eastwood says. “Timing in life is everything. and maybe I wasn’t ready. You know doesn’t mean that … Life is just another chapter. The book isn’t written yet.”

That didn’t totally make sense, but I kind of get it! I’m happy he still has love for all the women he dated, including the one who cheated on him with Ashton Kutcher! Happy for all involved!

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

Scott Eastwood was on the podcast Chicks in the Office (I have never listened to it, not that you asked) and during the interview, the two co-hosts bring up how they previously interviewed his The Longest Ride co-star, Britt Robertson. They said she had a lot of “sarcastic” jabs to throw his way.

But I don’t think Robertson was being sarcastic at all.

“For The Longest Ride, I literally tried to convince myself that I loved Scott Eastwood because otherwise,” Robertson begins to say during the podcast episode they’re referencing.

“It’s probably not that hard,” one of the co-hosts says, laughing.

With that, you think Robertson is being sarcastic, but then she goes on.

“No, it’s very, very hard,” she says. “He’s really a difficult human being. I mean such a sweetheart, but, like, sooo dumb. I love him. I do. I love him, but I would tell him, ‘You have to listen. You can’t listen.’ He’s one of those guys, who’s just like, ‘I’m great. Let’s get on a horse. I’m a cowboy.’ It was a tricky … But I remember being like, ‘Oh, I love this guy, he’s so sweet. He’s so dumb. How nice.’ And then we did the press tour together, and I was like, ‘I wanna pull my hair out,’ because I didn’t have to love him anymore. But again, sweet guy. Wouldn’t say a bad word about him until I did.”

Calling Eastwood dumb is not sarcastic! Calling Eastwood ugly would be sarcasm! But dumb? With peace and love, he probably is!

Eastwood laughs when the co-hosts tell him about what Robertson said and he adds that the two had a great relationship and she is one who can dish it and take it.

OK!

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

I think about Scott Eastwood once a day, mainly because I stupidly challenged myself to write about him for 50 days straight, but more specifically, I think about his wrinkles every day.

Eastwood has crows’ feet around his eyes. He also has a bunch of wrinkles in his forehead. This is not a bad thing. In fact, it makes him look older and hotter and more rugged. However, I think about them every day because crows’ feet and forehead wrinkles on women are not considered attractive.

I don’t have a solution for this. It’s 11:07 p.m. the night before this goes live. I can’t solve society’s unfair gendered beauty expectations right now. These are just my thoughts. Why aren’t my forehead wrinkles considered hot?

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

There is a reporter Scott Eastwood is in love with and it is not me.

While promoting Cinco de Mayo in 2014, Extra‘s Renee Bargh interviewed Eastwood about all sorts of things, including what he looks for in a woman, which I covered on Day 12.

“What are you looking for,” Bargh asks. “What do the ladies need to do to impress you?”

Eastwood laughs before saying, “You’ve impressed me.”

A few months later, Bargh interviewed Eastwood at GQ’s Men of the Year event, where Eastwood said he would be going to Tulum (that’s in Mexico, according to Google) for New Years.

“My favorite place in the world,” Bargh says.

“Are you going,” Eastwood asks.

She says she’s just been, but Eastwood asks her if she’ll come back.

“Come back with me,” Eastwood says.

At the end of the interview, Bargh asks him what his New Years resolution is and Eastwood says it’s to remember more names, admitting he doesn’t remember Bargh’s name.

They laugh! She calls him Sam! He blushes! It’s flirty! It’s fun! It’s the most romantic tension I’ve felt in a year! I hope they got drinks afterward!

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

While Scott Eastwood was on Watch What Happens Live, he revealed to host Andy Cohen and fellow guest Jon Cryer that his girlfriend at the time cheated on him with Ashton Kutcher.

The reveal comes after Cryer explains whether it was awkward working with Kutcher on Two And A Half Men, considering Cryer dated Demi Moore before Kutcher married her. After Cryer finishes his story, Eastwood offers up, “If it makes you feel any better, he did sleep with one of my ex-girlfriends. But she was my current girlfriend at the time.”

Cohen presses Eastwood about it and Eastwood says that the girlfriend cheated on Eastwood with Kutcher and that affair ended up breaking up Kutcher and Moore.

According to Us Weekly, the woman was 22-year-old Sara Leal.

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It’s crazy because I also look like this.

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

I was going to write this blog post about how Scott Eastwood “teamed up” with Kelley Blue Book and how funny I think that is (that might come later), but when I started watching the interview, I was shocked.

The local news anchor asks Eastwood why he showed up with 10 people to the interview.

At first I thought they were joking. Eastwood laughed and explained that three of them were his drivers, one was a masseuse, and then he finally said, “Just friends.”

“Just friends,” the anchor says back. “OK, why not.”

Why not????? Because that is weird and highly unprofessional to walk in with 10 people to do a local news segment about teaming up with Kelley Blue Book??????

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

Scott Eastwood has his own clothing line called Made Here. This is what it looks like:

I have nothing else to say.

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

In 2014, while Scott Eastwood was on Extra promoting Jose Cuervo, the host asked Eastwood what he looks for in a lady.

“What do I look for in a lady,” he asks.

It seems he can’t come up with anything, so the host offers, “Down-to-earth, nice, funny?”

“All of those are prerequisites.” He then adds spontaneous to the list of qualifications.

So the big question is: Do I have those qualities? Could I be Scott Eastwood’s girlfriend?

The answer is no.

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

Scott Eastwood announced on his Instagram that he will star (?) in an upcoming rom-com titled I Want You Back. His co-stars are Jenny Slate and some other actors I don’t know.

Has Eastwood ever been in a comedy? I do not know because I am unwilling to look up his IMDB page right now. He has been in a romantic film, however, which is one-half of a rom-com. That romantic film was The Longest Ride, a Nicholas Sparks movie, where he played a bull rider with brain damage. But does Eastwood have what it takes to be in a rom-com, which is one-half comedy? Is he funny? Does he make me “ha-ha?”

To find out, I searched on YouTube “scott eastwood funny” and the first result was a Funny or Die skit, where Eastwood is on a Bachelor-like show, but instead of women vying for him, dogs are. Ha-ha.

“I’m just looking for a special dog that’s willing to play and take naps,” he says in the “funny” video. “No drama. And that won’t stare at me while I’m having sex. With a woman of course. I-I-I just want to take this opportunity to clear this up: I’m here to find a new friend. That’s it.”

Ha-ha. You almost thought he was looking to have sex with a dog, didn’t you? But he’s not. He just wants a friend. Do you get it?

The video goes on to show that a cat enters the picture (ha-ha!), but ultimately, Eastwood gives his bone to Peanut, a white dog, who I think is a lab (a breed of dog I don’t like).

Ha-ha, all very funny.

I’m excited for Eastwood to bring his comedy chops to this rom-com.

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

What can’t Scott Eastwood do? He’s hot, he acts, and he can swim. That’s what we call a triple threat.

While promoting the sunglasses brand Persol, a brand I have never heard of, Eastwood explains his first screen test.

It was for a movie called Pride with Terrance Howard (I once met him) and Bernie Mac (RIP). The finalists for the role had to go in and do a “swim test,” Eastwood explains.

“We had to do a lap, there and back,” he says while motioning his hands going back and forth. “And I was always a really strong swimmer, so, uh, this was for me, this was very easy. I said, ‘Oh, I do the thing with my eyes closed.’ And then I got the role.”

I don’t think he actually did “the thing” with his eyes closed, but man, can you imagine if he did? Swimming with his eyes closed!!!

Congratulations to Eastwood for nailing his first screen test.