100 Days of Jules, Day 5: Something Happened in Jules’ Childhood and She Won’t Spell It Out

Just spit it out, Julianne.

Here is where I attempt to blog about Julianne Hough for 100 days straight. This was inspired by Allie Jones’ 500 blogs on Kristin Cavallari, a much funnier read.

If you’ve kept up with Julianne Hough as much as I have (you haven’t), then you know something happened in her childhood. I know this because she alludes to it often, yet never comes out and says it. This is frustrating for me, do you understand?

In this hourlong interview that yes, I did watch, Jules tells the beefy host that when she moved to London when she was 10, Mark Ballas’ mother and father trained her and her brother, Derek Hough, in ballroom dancing. Something bad happened, but she doesn’t say what. She does say that she has talked to all parties involved since then, but we don’t know why.

“I would go through things that maybe were not a good thing. Things that maybe weren’t necessarily the best for a 13-year-old at the time,” she says.

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“Obviously now, like, I see some things that should have shifted and shouldn’t have happened, but I now see the benefits of them.”

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In 2014, Jules told Cosmo magazine that while in London, she was abused “mentally, physically, everything.”

This is all confusing, considering she says she understands the “benefits” of the abuse?

100 Days of Jules, Day 4: "And I Love Beans!"

Crazy!

Here is where I attempt to blog about Julianne Hough for 100 days straight. This was inspired by Allie Jones’ 500 blogs on Kristin Cavallari, a much funnier read.

In 2018, Julianne Hough and her husband, Brooks Laich, were on The Steve Harvey Show where they had to play one of those newlywed games. It’s a horrible segment, made only more horrible by the fact that Steve Harvey called Julianne “Julien” at one point and also the fact that Brooks has a tiny tiny ponytail. But whatever. Steve asks the couple what Brooks’ biggest phobia is. Julianne says beans and Brooks says bees.

Watch the clip here.

“We were close but not even,” Julianne says when she realizes both answers start with B.

Brooks tells Steve that in fourth grade he had to eat chili and he didn’t like the texture of it in his mouth, so now he hates beans.

But Julianne does not share that sentiment.

“And I love beans,” she yells.

Happy for her.

100 Days of Jules, Day 2: Does Jules Get Botox?

Everyone has so many opinions.

Here is where I attempt to blog about Julianne Hough for 100 days straight. This was inspired by Allie Jones’ 500 blogs on Kristin Cavallari, a much funnier read.

I asked the above question one day on Instagram (@paginaskinner if you want to follow me, but no pressure, I want you to live your life the way you want to live it). Well actually, I didn’t necessarily ask that question. I congratulated Jules on not getting botox and that’s when my DMs lit up (five people DMed me). The consensus was: She most definitely 100 percent gets Botox, it’s just worn off since quarantine began.


And that might be true. I’m not claiming to be a Botox expert. But the conversation didn’t end with Botox. A fan (read: follower) DMed me and said she believes Jules also gets lip fillers. And then someone else said they believe she gets fillers under her eyes. And then one person told me she believes Jules gets a bunch of other things done, like cheek fillers and jawline slimming. I say: I really don’t know. If you’ve ever seen Jules’ mother, then you know she comes from good genes. That’s why I believe the plastic surgery is at a minimum. However, everyone gets plastic surgery (I don’t, I’m naturally this good looking), so it would not surprise me. However, I am not sure and that is why this entire blog is a question mark. What do you think? Please Google images of Julianne Hough and her mother and examine everything. I will not post any of the photos because I do not want to get sued for copyright. Thank you.

100 Days of Jules, Day 1: Brooks Is No Longer Wearing His Ring

Welp.

Here is where I attempt to blog about Julianne Hough for 100 days straight. This was inspired by Allie Jones’ 500 blogs on Kristin Cavallari, a much funnier read.

Julianne (Jules) Hough, Dancing With The Stars champ and Kinrgy CEO, has hit an alleged rough patch with her husband (?) of some years, Brooks Laich (pronounced “like”). Jules stopped wearing her ring a few months ago and Brooks has stopped wearing his in the last month.

If that isn’t bad, the two are also not quarantining together. Jules is in LA leading Kinrgy sessions every week (more on that later) and Brooks took the dog to Idaho and has been spending 12 hours a day outside (I learned that factoid when I listened to 12 minutes of his and Gavin DeGraw’s god-awful podcast, no I will not link it because I have self-respect).

A few months ago, Jules’ two little Lady and the Tramp dogs died and fans were never given an explanation (I suspect coyotes). So now with those dogs out of her life and Koda (a husky) in Idaho, who is Jules snuggling with at night? Could it be the man she was seen out walking with recently (I’m told he played the prince from one of those wardrobe movies I have never seen). (I just Googled his name and it’s Ben Barnes.) Maybe she’s snuggling with nobody? What do you think? Please tell me.