Author: Paige Skinner

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

There is a reporter Scott Eastwood is in love with and it is not me.

While promoting Cinco de Mayo in 2014, Extra‘s Renee Bargh interviewed Eastwood about all sorts of things, including what he looks for in a woman, which I covered on Day 12.

“What are you looking for,” Bargh asks. “What do the ladies need to do to impress you?”

Eastwood laughs before saying, “You’ve impressed me.”

A few months later, Bargh interviewed Eastwood at GQ’s Men of the Year event, where Eastwood said he would be going to Tulum (that’s in Mexico, according to Google) for New Years.

“My favorite place in the world,” Bargh says.

“Are you going,” Eastwood asks.

She says she’s just been, but Eastwood asks her if she’ll come back.

“Come back with me,” Eastwood says.

At the end of the interview, Bargh asks him what his New Years resolution is and Eastwood says it’s to remember more names, admitting he doesn’t remember Bargh’s name.

They laugh! She calls him Sam! He blushes! It’s flirty! It’s fun! It’s the most romantic tension I’ve felt in a year! I hope they got drinks afterward!

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

While Scott Eastwood was on Watch What Happens Live, he revealed to host Andy Cohen and fellow guest Jon Cryer that his girlfriend at the time cheated on him with Ashton Kutcher.

The reveal comes after Cryer explains whether it was awkward working with Kutcher on Two And A Half Men, considering Cryer dated Demi Moore before Kutcher married her. After Cryer finishes his story, Eastwood offers up, “If it makes you feel any better, he did sleep with one of my ex-girlfriends. But she was my current girlfriend at the time.”

Cohen presses Eastwood about it and Eastwood says that the girlfriend cheated on Eastwood with Kutcher and that affair ended up breaking up Kutcher and Moore.

According to Us Weekly, the woman was 22-year-old Sara Leal.

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It’s crazy because I also look like this.

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

I was going to write this blog post about how Scott Eastwood “teamed up” with Kelley Blue Book and how funny I think that is (that might come later), but when I started watching the interview, I was shocked.

The local news anchor asks Eastwood why he showed up with 10 people to the interview.

At first I thought they were joking. Eastwood laughed and explained that three of them were his drivers, one was a masseuse, and then he finally said, “Just friends.”

“Just friends,” the anchor says back. “OK, why not.”

Why not????? Because that is weird and highly unprofessional to walk in with 10 people to do a local news segment about teaming up with Kelley Blue Book??????

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

Scott Eastwood has his own clothing line called Made Here. This is what it looks like:

I have nothing else to say.

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

In 2014, while Scott Eastwood was on Extra promoting Jose Cuervo, the host asked Eastwood what he looks for in a lady.

“What do I look for in a lady,” he asks.

It seems he can’t come up with anything, so the host offers, “Down-to-earth, nice, funny?”

“All of those are prerequisites.” He then adds spontaneous to the list of qualifications.

So the big question is: Do I have those qualities? Could I be Scott Eastwood’s girlfriend?

The answer is no.

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

Scott Eastwood announced on his Instagram that he will star (?) in an upcoming rom-com titled I Want You Back. His co-stars are Jenny Slate and some other actors I don’t know.

Has Eastwood ever been in a comedy? I do not know because I am unwilling to look up his IMDB page right now. He has been in a romantic film, however, which is one-half of a rom-com. That romantic film was The Longest Ride, a Nicholas Sparks movie, where he played a bull rider with brain damage. But does Eastwood have what it takes to be in a rom-com, which is one-half comedy? Is he funny? Does he make me “ha-ha?”

To find out, I searched on YouTube “scott eastwood funny” and the first result was a Funny or Die skit, where Eastwood is on a Bachelor-like show, but instead of women vying for him, dogs are. Ha-ha.

“I’m just looking for a special dog that’s willing to play and take naps,” he says in the “funny” video. “No drama. And that won’t stare at me while I’m having sex. With a woman of course. I-I-I just want to take this opportunity to clear this up: I’m here to find a new friend. That’s it.”

Ha-ha. You almost thought he was looking to have sex with a dog, didn’t you? But he’s not. He just wants a friend. Do you get it?

The video goes on to show that a cat enters the picture (ha-ha!), but ultimately, Eastwood gives his bone to Peanut, a white dog, who I think is a lab (a breed of dog I don’t like).

Ha-ha, all very funny.

I’m excited for Eastwood to bring his comedy chops to this rom-com.

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

What can’t Scott Eastwood do? He’s hot, he acts, and he can swim. That’s what we call a triple threat.

While promoting the sunglasses brand Persol, a brand I have never heard of, Eastwood explains his first screen test.

It was for a movie called Pride with Terrance Howard (I once met him) and Bernie Mac (RIP). The finalists for the role had to go in and do a “swim test,” Eastwood explains.

“We had to do a lap, there and back,” he says while motioning his hands going back and forth. “And I was always a really strong swimmer, so, uh, this was for me, this was very easy. I said, ‘Oh, I do the thing with my eyes closed.’ And then I got the role.”

I don’t think he actually did “the thing” with his eyes closed, but man, can you imagine if he did? Swimming with his eyes closed!!!

Congratulations to Eastwood for nailing his first screen test.

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

In 2014, Scott Eastwood appeared on Extra to promote his movie Fury. Mario Lopez interviewed him, where the two men called each other “partner,” “man,” and “buddy.”

Lopez first asks Eastwood about the movie and then immediately starts fangirling.

“As a side note, dude, I just gotta tell you, I am your dad’s number one fan,” Lopez says.

Eastwood tells him he’s heard that and then Lopez basically begs Eastwood to get Clint Eastwood on Extra. Scott Eastwood has an awkward grin through the entire thing.

Even though Scott Eastwood met Lopez in 2014, it obviously didn’t make a lasting impression on him because during a (bizarre) 2015 interview where Eastwood was promoting The Longest Ride, Eastwood couldn’t remember where Lopez worked.

The interview was essentially a trivia game and one of the questions was who the main host of Extra was. Eastwood thought about it until his co-star Britt Robertson answered correctly (it’s Mario Lopez).

At some point, however, Eastwood and Lopez became actual friends. Eastwood posted on Instagram that he and Lopez did jiu jitsu with some young kid, who is apparently a pro in it.

“Great training bro,” Lopez commented on the photo. “I’m glad Nico took it easy on us.”

Dude, bro, partner, buddy, man, but most importantly: Friends Forever (this is a Saved By The Bell joke, a sitcom Lopez starred in). Thank you.

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

Scott Eastwood graced the cover of Men’s Health sometime in 2017. Even though the cover photo is just Eastwood standing with his arms crossed, it was shot in a “no bullshit gym.”

“Had fun shooting this in LA in a no bullshit gym,” Eastwood wrote on Instagram. “My faviorite kinda gym. No fancy shit.”

What is a “no bullshit gym” with “no fancy shit?” Please advise.

Welcome to 50 Days of Scott Eastwood, a Just PMSing original series, where we dive deep into the man, the myth, the legend, Clint Eastwood’s son, Scott. Photo by Gage Skidmore.

Not only does Scott Eastwood know Hilary Duff, but he also apparently knows Brody Jenner. It’s quite possible that sons of famous people just automatically know one another, but I did not know this until I saw Eastwood post on Instagram about Jenner’s DJ set on New Years Eve.

Then I Googled “scott eastwood brody jenner” as one does and there is a hilarious Jezebel article that basically says everything I was thinking.

“Scott Eastwood is a boring, handsome, 29-year-old who is famous for being the son of Clint Eastwood,” the article reads. “Brody Jenner is a boring, handsome, 32-year-old who is famous for being the son of Caitlyn Jenner.”

I could quote the entire article, but just read it yourself.