Here is where I attempt to blog about Julianne Hough for 100 days straight. This was inspired by Allie Jones’ 500 blogs on Kristin Cavallari, a much funnier read.
Here is a conspiracy theory I want to present to you: Julianne Hough only employs and associates herself with brunettes.
This first came to my attention when my father and I attended Julianne and Derek’s MOVE Live on Tour show. My dad pointed out to me that all of the female backup dancers for Julianne were brunette. Her platinum blonde hair stood out from rows back.
In her faux music video for a Quibi show called Royalties, Julianne’s two backup dancers are brunette.
Julianne’s best friend is Nina Dobrev, a brunette.
Julianne’s assistant is Kristy, a brunette.
Julianne’s brother’s girlfriend is Hayley, a brunette.
The guides from her movement company Kinrgy are all brunette, expect one woman, but her blonde hair isn’t nearly as platinum as Julianne’s.
Julianne was the only blonde Pink Lady in Grease Live.
Julianne’s late dogs were redheaded and brunette.
Julianne was the only blonde judge on America’s Got Talent.
There is only one conclusion: Julianne refuses to be seen with a blonde.