50 Days of Scott Eastwood, Day 29: He Knows Leonardo DiCaprio

Makes sense.

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In 2018, Scott Eastwood played beach volleyball with Leonardo DiCaprio. People Magazine reported on this, where they called Eastwood “Scotty Eastwood.” Unclear if that was on purpose or not, but I’m sure Eastwood taking off his shirt to play volleyball was 100 percent on purpose.

Congrats to Eastwood for making it into the Pussy Posse.

50 Days of Scott Eastwood, Day 28: I Am This Close To Quitting

This close.

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I have made it 28 days into this journey that can be best described as “hell.” God only knows why I decided to dedicate 50 precious days to blogging about a white man, but I did and now I’m stuck with my decision. At Day 25, I sincerely considered quitting, but I didn’t. Now tonight, I really want to.

I googled “Scott Eastwood” and clicked on the News tab and you know what? Nothing came up. Absolutely nothing. There was no news news about this white male actor that I could write about. How am I, a highly-respected journalist, supposed to write about someone for 50 days straight when he can’t even go to Craig’s in LA and been seen with a hot woman so the paps can take a few shots? That’s literally all I would need. Or even just an Instagram post. He’s literally making this impossible.

Do something, Scott Eastwood. Or. I swear to god.

50 Days of Scott Eastwood, Day 27: Taylor Swift Re-Recorded Wildest Dreams

It has to do with him, promise.

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As many of you may know, Taylor Swift is re-recording her first six albums so she can own the masters to them (good for her). She has confirmed that she has re-recorded her second album, Fearless, but now we know she has at least also re-recorded the song “Wildest Dreams” because it’s being used in a trailer for a movie that I forget the name of.

But how this relates to Scott Eastwood is because he starred in the music video for “Wildest Dreams” and it’s the best.

Please watch.

50 Days of Scott Eastwood, Day 26: Press is Part of The Job

True.

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Scott Eastwood understands the business. He understands that making the movie is the “fun part” and then going on the long, exhausting press tour is “part of the job.”

That’s what he told Natalie Morales and Kit Hoover on Access while promoting Pacific Rim Uprising.

“You gotta go promote a movie, so people know it exists,” he says.

This is a true statement. Unfortunately for actors, press tours are “part of the job” and not really fun for them. To be fair, it’s not really fun for journalists either because we know they hate the entire thing. One time I interviewed Dax Sheppard in a hotel room (other people were there) and it was one of the worst experiences for both of us.

That’s all.

50 Days of Scott Eastwood, Day 25: He Just Wants To Be Happy

Don’t we all, though?

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Scott Eastwood just wants to be happy.

While on The Josh Macuga Show, a show that takes place in Eastwood’s friend’s husband’s apartment, Eastwood says he just wants what everyone else wants in life, which is to “be happy.”

“I say that with a smile on my face, but I mean, you know, everyone wants to figure out where their place is in this matrix is, right,” he says. “You know, I mean, I’m lucky in the sense that I get to do what I love. I get to go out and make film — at least they’re allowing me to do that now — Hollywood is.”

Same.

50 Days of Scott Eastwood, Day 24: “That’s good water.”

Cool.

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On the YouTube channel Scott Eastwood x Made Here, which has 7,000 subscribers, there are several videos about different things, like how water is filtered. It’s a little confusing because I thought Made Here was Eastwood’s clothing line, but this channel covers more than just clothes — it covers how different things are made. Hence, “made here.” Ha-ha. I get it now.

In the video “Which is better: Bottled Water or Tap? Scott Eastwood unravels the mystery,” Eastwood talks to water experts about how water is made (?) and filtered until consumers can drink it. He interviews different people and it feels like a 60 Minutes feature. The thumbnail for the video is Eastwood shirtless drinking, which is fitting for his entire brand.

At some point in the video, Eastwood takes a drink of water and says, “That’s good water.” That’s the highlight of the video.

But water seems to be a concern for Eastwood, who referenced the “water crisis we’re in” a few years before his water video. While promoting Pacific Rim Uprising, Eastwood tells the reporter that the water crisis is humanity’s main threat.

“Something that is not human is our threat and we have to set aside our differences as a human race to come together to survive,” he says.

OK!

50 Days of Scott Eastwood, Day 23: He Is Still Dating This Woman????

Happy for her. Know that I am.

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I have some alarming news to report and you probably have guessed it based on the headline of this blog post. There are websites and online videos that suggest Scott Eastwood, the muse of this series, is still dating the woman he was seen with in 2017.

In this video, which was uploaded in February OF THIS YEAR, it says Eastwood is STILL dating a woman named Maddie. I’m not going to type her last name just in case she has a Google alert on her name.

I am not good at math but it feels like to me these two have been dating for four years. What’s even more concerning is that she has no social media presence. And the only thing more concerning that that is I read one time she graduated from Texas State, so it’s confirmed Eastwood likes brunette Texas women and yet here I am!!! Not Eastwood’s girlfriend.

I need to lay down.

UPDATE: I JUST FOUND HER BROADCAST REEL FROM COLLEGE

I literally also have a reel like this on YouTube somewhere wearing the exact same black blazer. I need time to process this.

50 Days of Scott Eastwood, Day 22: He Felt Paul Walker

They were friends because of course.

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Scott Eastwood was in the movie Fast and the Furious 8, which is part of a franchise about men driving fast cars with hot woman around (I think, I have never seen any of them). Paul Walker starred in a lot of them (not sure how many and too lazy to look it up) until he died in 2013. Apparently, Eastwood and Walker were friends before Walker’s death (hot guys just know each other) and Eastwood has said he took the role because he felt like it would honor Walker.

But more than that, Eastwood revealed to Men’s Health that he “felt” Walker on set of the movie.

“On some days I would feel his presence there and suddenly I’d be on the verge of tears,” he said. “There were moments when I just felt completely overwhelmed by missing him.”

I used to be obsessed with Paul Walker, even though I have seen exactly one movie of his (the one with the water and Jessica Alba, I think). Despite never really seeing any of his movies, I was so obsessed with him that he is the inspiration behind all my passwords to my logins.

Also, I just learned this. So I need to change all my passwords.

That’s all.

50 Days of Scott Eastwood, Day 21: He Wants Kids

Like father, like son!

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Scott Eastwood wants a family someday! We know this because when an Entertainment Tonight reporter asked him what was on his bucket list, he said “Mount Everest” and then “kids.” Like two to three kids.

As of now, Eastwood does not have any kids (that we know of), but his father had eight kids (I think), so maybe Scott will do the same! How fun!

50 Days of Scott Eastwood, Day 20: He Wanted To Be in Passengers

The Chris Pratt role.

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In an interview with Glamour, Scott Eastwood says he wanted the Chris Pratt role in Passengers, but didn’t get it.

“…there was a role recently that I thought was one of the best scripts out there that I auditioned for,” he says. “It’s called Passengers, and it’s coming out in December.”

Passengers is a movie I have not seen, but I know it’s about two people who are on a space shuttle and they’re put to sleep and then when Pratt accidentally wakes up, he wakes up Jennifer Lawrence too because he doesn’t want to be bored (you know what men have? the audacity). If I remember correctly (and I’m not going to look it up), it was not received well critically.

Even though I’ve never seen the movie, I have spent a good chunk of time thinking about Pratt and watching the press interviews with Pratt and Lawrence promoting Passengers.

I don’t think Eastwood could have saved that movie. Thanks, I’m a movie critic.